I had fully intended for my first post to be a) written a long time before this and b) be about cardboard. Yes, cardboard. I had also meant to be sober, but well, that absolutely wouldn’t have been in the spirit of this whole thing. Or maybe it would have been. I mean, I’ve found out in these last few months that apparently getting drunk isn’t the whole point of drinking.

It’s almost un-australian.

Anyway I am going to keep practicing and also try and get all the photos of cardboard off my phone. Cardboard is important.